Update!

Some newer ramblings

"Hey mama, we put lotion in our hair!"


Kid: "Mama, I know you're in the shower and you wanted some alone time, but I just wanted to talk to you. So...............what are you doing?"
Me: "Taking a shower"
Kid:  "Ok, I'll come check on you in 85 minutes."


"Mama, I didn't do it.............my foot did."


Reason # 8522 that we don't need another kid
"Hey mommy, I think we need a little sister."
"I don't, " said a very tired mommy as this conversation was happening at 6:30 in the morning after a harmonica had been played in her ear.
"But mommy, we wouldn't even have to feed her."

Pretty

Z: "Mom, you look as pretty as Peyton (daycare friend)
M: "No, she's not as pretty as Peyton. We need to put some bows in her hair first."

Many bows and barrettes later....

M: "Now you look as pretty as Peyton."

4 year old comments during 4th of July Fireworks

Hey, can we hit the road? 

Let's go get in the car.

Is it over?

Is this the last one? 

I really, really think we need to go get in the car. 

Let's go sit in the back of the car.

Ughhhhnnnhh. I just really want to go get in the car, no one else is watching these fireworks.

I don't think she was impressed. And, there were hundreds of people watching. The 2 and a half year old fell asleep during the fireworks. 

Eeek

Z in a creepy voice: "Oh hello Mr. Bunny, I bet you want your shoe back"

Sigh

Z to M: "Hey, wanna see my hiney?"

Breath

M:"What did you eat?"

Me: "Nothing."

M: "Oh, it stinks over here. Hmm, it must be my breath. Those chicken nuggets must have made my breath stinky."

Disclaimer: poop reference

M: "Hey mommy, if you ever have a baby in your belly, and your tummy hurts, don't poop the baby out."

Random

M: "Hey mom, I'm going to get a new mommy. I will miss you though, that ok? "

M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"

Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"

Face

Husband:  "Z, what is something you don't like?"

Z: "I don't like sissy's face looking at me."

Breakfast

Me: "Hey guys, do you want to go get some breakfast from McDonalds?"

M: "Um, not right now. Later, when I'm not tired and I'm feeling fine."

Sigh....

M: "Mommy, when I'm four, can I have a baby in my belly?"

Tea?

M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"

Waterboarding

Overheard conversation:

In the bathtub

M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I no know"

M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I just wanted it!"

Monday

M: "My little puppy is a lunatic."

Z: "You a crazy person."

:-/

M: "Mama, are you going to wear those shoes?"

Hmm

M (to me and the hubby): "Are y'all going to get more older?"

Baa baa black sheep

M and Z singing together:

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for the mattress,

One for today, 

And one for the little girl

Who lives down the drain.

Call a doctor!

Z: "My stomach hurts, in my arm."

M: "Mama, I'm playing doctor with Z. She's almost dead."

Huh?

M: "Any pricebit..... "

Me: "what is a pricebit?"

M: "It has to do with traffic lights. It stops you from getting them."

Bath time

Z: "A giant goldfish is coming to get us and he is going to bite our arms and take our arms away and our eyes and our mouths so we can't talk anymore."