Sigh....

M: "Mommy, when I'm four, can I have a baby in my belly?"

Tea?

M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"

Waterboarding

Overheard conversation:

In the bathtub

M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I no know"

M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I just wanted it!"

Monday

M: "My little puppy is a lunatic."

Z: "You a crazy person."

:-/

M: "Mama, are you going to wear those shoes?"

Hmm

M (to me and the hubby): "Are y'all going to get more older?"

Baa baa black sheep

M and Z singing together:

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for the mattress,

One for today, 

And one for the little girl

Who lives down the drain.