Random

M: "Hey mom, I'm going to get a new mommy. I will miss you though, that ok? "

M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"

Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"

Face

Husband:  "Z, what is something you don't like?"

Z: "I don't like sissy's face looking at me."

Breakfast

Me: "Hey guys, do you want to go get some breakfast from McDonalds?"

M: "Um, not right now. Later, when I'm not tired and I'm feeling fine."

Sigh....

M: "Mommy, when I'm four, can I have a baby in my belly?"

Tea?

M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"

Waterboarding

Overheard conversation:

In the bathtub

M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I no know"

M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I just wanted it!"

Monday

M: "My little puppy is a lunatic."

Z: "You a crazy person."