Update!

Some newer ramblings

"Hey mama, we put lotion in our hair!"


Kid: "Mama, I know you're in the shower and you wanted some alone time, but I just wanted to talk to you. So...............what are you doing?"
Me: "Taking a shower"
Kid:  "Ok, I'll come check on you in 85 minutes."


"Mama, I didn't do it.............my foot did."


Reason # 8522 that we don't need another kid
"Hey mommy, I think we need a little sister."
"I don't, " said a very tired mommy as this conversation was happening at 6:30 in the morning after a harmonica had been played in her ear.
"But mommy, we wouldn't even have to feed her."

Pretty

Z: "Mom, you look as pretty as Peyton (daycare friend)
M: "No, she's not as pretty as Peyton. We need to put some bows in her hair first."

Many bows and barrettes later....

M: "Now you look as pretty as Peyton."

4 year old comments during 4th of July Fireworks

Hey, can we hit the road? 

Let's go get in the car.

Is it over?

Is this the last one? 

I really, really think we need to go get in the car. 

Let's go sit in the back of the car.

Ughhhhnnnhh. I just really want to go get in the car, no one else is watching these fireworks.

I don't think she was impressed. And, there were hundreds of people watching. The 2 and a half year old fell asleep during the fireworks. 

Eeek

Z in a creepy voice: "Oh hello Mr. Bunny, I bet you want your shoe back"

Sigh

Z to M: "Hey, wanna see my hiney?"

Breath

M:"What did you eat?"

Me: "Nothing."

M: "Oh, it stinks over here. Hmm, it must be my breath. Those chicken nuggets must have made my breath stinky."

Disclaimer: poop reference

M: "Hey mommy, if you ever have a baby in your belly, and your tummy hurts, don't poop the baby out."