Z: "Mom, you look as pretty as Peyton (daycare friend)
M: "No, she's not as pretty as Peyton. We need to put some bows in her hair first."
Many bows and barrettes later....
M: "Now you look as pretty as Peyton."
Saturday, July 6, 2013
4 year old comments during 4th of July Fireworks
Hey, can we hit the road?
Let's go get in the car.
Is it over?
Is this the last one?
I really, really think we need to go get in the car.
Let's go sit in the back of the car.
Ughhhhnnnhh. I just really want to go get in the car, no one else is watching these fireworks.
I don't think she was impressed. And, there were hundreds of people watching. The 2 and a half year old fell asleep during the fireworks.
Monday, July 1, 2013
Monday, June 17, 2013
Breath
M:"What did you eat?"
Me: "Nothing."
M: "Oh, it stinks over here. Hmm, it must be my breath. Those chicken nuggets must have made my breath stinky."
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Disclaimer: poop reference
M: "Hey mommy, if you ever have a baby in your belly, and your tummy hurts, don't poop the baby out."
Random
M: "Hey mom, I'm going to get a new mommy. I will miss you though, that ok? "
M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"
Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"
M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"
Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"
Monday, June 3, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Breakfast
Me: "Hey guys, do you want to go get some breakfast from McDonalds?"
M: "Um, not right now. Later, when I'm not tired and I'm feeling fine."
Friday, May 31, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Tea?
M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Waterboarding
Overheard conversation:
In the bathtub
M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)
Z: "I no know"
M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)
Z: "I just wanted it!"
Monday, May 13, 2013
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Baa baa black sheep
M and Z singing together:
Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for the mattress,
One for today,
And one for the little girl
Who lives down the drain.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Call a doctor!
Z: "My stomach hurts, in my arm."
M: "Mama, I'm playing doctor with Z. She's almost dead."
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
My sister told me today that I should start a blog to keep up with all of the insane things my daughters say. They are a twosome that are attached at the hip on most days. At two and a half and almost 4 they are very close in age and keep my husband and me on our toes. They also say some of the craziest off the wall stuff. So this will be my record of all the crazy things they say. Z is two and a half and is in the midst of potty training and M is almost 4 and thinks she's in charge of the world.
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