Pretty

Z: "Mom, you look as pretty as Peyton (daycare friend)
M: "No, she's not as pretty as Peyton. We need to put some bows in her hair first."

Many bows and barrettes later....

M: "Now you look as pretty as Peyton."

4 year old comments during 4th of July Fireworks

Hey, can we hit the road? 

Let's go get in the car.

Is it over?

Is this the last one? 

I really, really think we need to go get in the car. 

Let's go sit in the back of the car.

Ughhhhnnnhh. I just really want to go get in the car, no one else is watching these fireworks.

I don't think she was impressed. And, there were hundreds of people watching. The 2 and a half year old fell asleep during the fireworks. 

Eeek

Z in a creepy voice: "Oh hello Mr. Bunny, I bet you want your shoe back"

Sigh

Z to M: "Hey, wanna see my hiney?"

Breath

M:"What did you eat?"

Me: "Nothing."

M: "Oh, it stinks over here. Hmm, it must be my breath. Those chicken nuggets must have made my breath stinky."

Disclaimer: poop reference

M: "Hey mommy, if you ever have a baby in your belly, and your tummy hurts, don't poop the baby out."

Random

M: "Hey mom, I'm going to get a new mommy. I will miss you though, that ok? "

M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"

Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"

Face

Husband:  "Z, what is something you don't like?"

Z: "I don't like sissy's face looking at me."

Breakfast

Me: "Hey guys, do you want to go get some breakfast from McDonalds?"

M: "Um, not right now. Later, when I'm not tired and I'm feeling fine."

Sigh....

M: "Mommy, when I'm four, can I have a baby in my belly?"

Tea?

M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"

Waterboarding

Overheard conversation:

In the bathtub

M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I no know"

M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I just wanted it!"

Monday

M: "My little puppy is a lunatic."

Z: "You a crazy person."

:-/

M: "Mama, are you going to wear those shoes?"

Hmm

M (to me and the hubby): "Are y'all going to get more older?"

Baa baa black sheep

M and Z singing together:

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for the mattress,

One for today, 

And one for the little girl

Who lives down the drain.

Call a doctor!

Z: "My stomach hurts, in my arm."

M: "Mama, I'm playing doctor with Z. She's almost dead."

Huh?

M: "Any pricebit..... "

Me: "what is a pricebit?"

M: "It has to do with traffic lights. It stops you from getting them."

Bath time

Z: "A giant goldfish is coming to get us and he is going to bite our arms and take our arms away and our eyes and our mouths so we can't talk anymore."

Fire

M: "But Mama, if the fire turns us into fire, we won't be your kids anymore."

Princess

Z: "I want to be a beautiful princess, just like Minnie Mouse."

Z: "Mama, my lettuce hurts my eyes."

Z: "Mommy, my grapes scared me."

Z: "I was in your belly this morning."

M to Mommy: "If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to lick your face all the time."

M: "Hey mom, stop at a gas station so I can go poop."

Z: "I'm a doctor office girl."

My sister told me today that I should start a blog to keep up with all of the insane things my daughters say. They are a twosome that are attached at the hip on most days. At two and a half and almost 4 they are very close in age and keep my husband and me on our toes. They also say some of the craziest off the wall stuff. So this will be my record of all the crazy things they say. Z is two and a half and is in the midst of potty training and M is almost 4 and thinks she's in charge of the world.