Sigh....

M: "Mommy, when I'm four, can I have a baby in my belly?"

Tea?

M to Z: "Don't drink the bath water. It's green and you don't like green water. How about some decaf ice-cream?"

Waterboarding

Overheard conversation:

In the bathtub

M: "Why did you eat my popsicle?" (Pours cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I no know"

M: "Why did you eat it?" (Pours another cup of water over Z's head)

Z: "I just wanted it!"

Monday

M: "My little puppy is a lunatic."

Z: "You a crazy person."

:-/

M: "Mama, are you going to wear those shoes?"

Hmm

M (to me and the hubby): "Are y'all going to get more older?"

Baa baa black sheep

M and Z singing together:

Baa, baa, black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for the mattress,

One for today, 

And one for the little girl

Who lives down the drain.

Call a doctor!

Z: "My stomach hurts, in my arm."

M: "Mama, I'm playing doctor with Z. She's almost dead."

Huh?

M: "Any pricebit..... "

Me: "what is a pricebit?"

M: "It has to do with traffic lights. It stops you from getting them."

Bath time

Z: "A giant goldfish is coming to get us and he is going to bite our arms and take our arms away and our eyes and our mouths so we can't talk anymore."

Fire

M: "But Mama, if the fire turns us into fire, we won't be your kids anymore."

Princess

Z: "I want to be a beautiful princess, just like Minnie Mouse."

Z: "Mama, my lettuce hurts my eyes."

Z: "Mommy, my grapes scared me."

Z: "I was in your belly this morning."

M to Mommy: "If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to lick your face all the time."

M: "Hey mom, stop at a gas station so I can go poop."

Z: "I'm a doctor office girl."

My sister told me today that I should start a blog to keep up with all of the insane things my daughters say. They are a twosome that are attached at the hip on most days. At two and a half and almost 4 they are very close in age and keep my husband and me on our toes. They also say some of the craziest off the wall stuff. So this will be my record of all the crazy things they say. Z is two and a half and is in the midst of potty training and M is almost 4 and thinks she's in charge of the world.