Breath

M:"What did you eat?"

Me: "Nothing."

M: "Oh, it stinks over here. Hmm, it must be my breath. Those chicken nuggets must have made my breath stinky."

Disclaimer: poop reference

M: "Hey mommy, if you ever have a baby in your belly, and your tummy hurts, don't poop the baby out."

Random

M: "Hey mom, I'm going to get a new mommy. I will miss you though, that ok? "

M: " I mean, like, you know, like........"

Z: "Hey mommy! Look, (points at chest) these are my pickles!"

Face

Husband:  "Z, what is something you don't like?"

Z: "I don't like sissy's face looking at me."

Breakfast

Me: "Hey guys, do you want to go get some breakfast from McDonalds?"

M: "Um, not right now. Later, when I'm not tired and I'm feeling fine."