Pretty

Z: "Mom, you look as pretty as Peyton (daycare friend)
M: "No, she's not as pretty as Peyton. We need to put some bows in her hair first."

Many bows and barrettes later....

M: "Now you look as pretty as Peyton."

4 year old comments during 4th of July Fireworks

Hey, can we hit the road? 

Let's go get in the car.

Is it over?

Is this the last one? 

I really, really think we need to go get in the car. 

Let's go sit in the back of the car.

Ughhhhnnnhh. I just really want to go get in the car, no one else is watching these fireworks.

I don't think she was impressed. And, there were hundreds of people watching. The 2 and a half year old fell asleep during the fireworks. 

Eeek

Z in a creepy voice: "Oh hello Mr. Bunny, I bet you want your shoe back"

Sigh

Z to M: "Hey, wanna see my hiney?"