Update!

Some newer ramblings

"Hey mama, we put lotion in our hair!"


Kid: "Mama, I know you're in the shower and you wanted some alone time, but I just wanted to talk to you. So...............what are you doing?"
Me: "Taking a shower"
Kid:  "Ok, I'll come check on you in 85 minutes."


"Mama, I didn't do it.............my foot did."


Reason # 8522 that we don't need another kid
"Hey mommy, I think we need a little sister."
"I don't, " said a very tired mommy as this conversation was happening at 6:30 in the morning after a harmonica had been played in her ear.
"But mommy, we wouldn't even have to feed her."